New York Pizza Slice

The act of preparing a New York style pizza on a woman’s Va-Jay-Jay (dough, tomato sauce, cheese, oregano). Then penetrating said twinkle cave so that the pizza wraps around the mans penis acting as a rudimentary condom. After the man has “arrived” in the pizza it is removed from the woman’s front bum, put on a sheet, and cooked. The pizza is then cut into 4 slices. The man feeds the pizza to the woman while she cleans his penis of all the ingredients by means of giving head.

Hey man, she begged for a Tallahassee Twinkie last night, but I gave her a New York Pizza Slice instead!

1👍 1👎

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.

5👍 1👎