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To screw yourself over. To shoot yourself in the foot (or leg), both metaphorically or literally
Plaxico Burress totally Plaxico'd himself when he shot himself in the leg, ending his season with the New York Giants
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v. To shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.
1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.
2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"
Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"
Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"
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To injure yourself; often in a very embarrassing way. to cause great unintended harm.
I went to help the lady change her tire but I pulled a plaxico and dropped the car on my foot.
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A wide receiver for the New York Giants, though I don't know how long he'll be keeping this position. He caught the winning touchdown in Super Bowl XLII against the undefeated* New England Patriots, but then the next season he shot himself in the leg and was charged with illegal possession of a firearm since apparently the gun was not licensed. His injury was not severe, but he's still in big trouble. Also, it's been discovered that he has no auto insurance.
It's too bad Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot (pun intended). He could have had a great career.
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the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg
doctor: and what happened to you?
patient: i pulled a plaxico doc
the act of unintentionally shooting yourself in the leg
yo check out this new glock i got (falls down his pants) oh shit! BAMM!!
guy1: did you see that?
guy2: no what happened?
guy1: that dumbass just pulled a plaxico
The act of shooting one's self in the leg without damaging any arteries or bones.
it can be also used as a harmful action towards some one or something else if you shoot yourself in the leg and it goes through and hits the other person. similar to the scene in Live Free Die Hard when bruce willis shoots himself to kill that other asshole. this action would mostly be used if you are trying to get away with shooting some one.
person #1- what happened to you???
person #2- the cops were coming and i hid my gun in the waist of my sweatpants but the safety wasn't on so i shot my leg
person #1- man you would pull a Plaxico
person #1- hey did you hear about Cody?
person #2- no dude what happened
person #1- some guy was pissing him off so he Plaxico'd himself and the bullet went into the other guy's eye. he got away with it to!
person #2- brutal
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