plimped

the act of limping to avoid the sides of your butt cheeks from touching after taking a spicy crap.

Man! after eating that spicy chicken sandwich, I plimped around for the next couple hours.

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Plimping

Going for, asking for, or promoting something wanted.

I'm plimping for a new car for graduation.
He was plimping for an extension of time on the project deadline.

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Pulling a Plimp

Selling a 1v1 in warzone

Dude that guy was one shot! Good job pulling a plimp.

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POTUS-PLIMP-1

(Blimp+Pimp):The new purposed replacement for the presidential airplane (Air Force 1). A Massive Blimp with bling, rims and dementia; dual jet engines and hydrogen gas filled. Estimate Cost: ∞ $.

I am worried about the safety of the new design and name of POTUS-PLIMP-1... I think the current Air Force 1 is fine.......

Plimp

A person who is both a Pleb and a Simp.

Your are such a Plimp

Plimp

Acting in a transgressional way with a bit of hostility to one another, though exception are counted when a lady is present. A real contrafibularity given upon the preicombobulation.

Example: Mat the Fat Cat in a Hat on a Mat holding a Bat whilst on a Bat, saying this you are considered a Plimp as it’s considered controversial to all parties involved