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A bad photo with no redeeming features.
Can be used as a verb to mean taking a photo with zero effort or thought behind it.
"Wow, I can't believe that plonk got so many upvotes on r/analog."
"Yeah, they really plonked that one."
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an insult you say to someone when you're messing around. Less harsh than "you idiot" or "you fuckhead."
You plonk.
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British colloquial term for wine. Generally used to refer to cheap or lower quality wines.
What shall we order? Shall we just cheap-out and get the plonk?
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Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.
Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!
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A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.
Hey, lool. that girl's hair looks tooo fakke boyy
LOOOL. she has a PLONK ON
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1. Cheap wine
2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water
I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...
*squeeze* plonk!
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Plonks are racist members of the Shoreline, WA community who commit hate crimes, are glued to Fox News, and who refuse to acknowledge their hateful and outdated opinions. Plonks and Karens are closely related.
Man, did you see what Karen did the other day? She's such a plonk.
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