rhyming slang for cheap white wine.
bottle of blanc (white) = plonk
bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.
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A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.
You're such a plonk, spilling all the milk.
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1. Cheap wine
2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water
I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...
*squeeze* plonk!
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Plonks are racist members of the Shoreline, WA community who commit hate crimes, are glued to Fox News, and who refuse to acknowledge their hateful and outdated opinions. Plonks and Karens are closely related.
Man, did you see what Karen did the other day? She's such a plonk.
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An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs
her "PLONK"
him "haha what's that..."
her "an........ onomatopoeia?"
him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."
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the sound Cho produces in her wild habitat to attract Led.
Cho: PLONK!
Led: TARGET ACQUIRED, STALKING MODE ON.
Person of Little Or NO Knowledge
Especially relating to women in traditional male roles such as officers