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plonk

rhyming slang for cheap white wine.

bottle of blanc (white) = plonk

bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.

by cat rose of October 4, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


plonk

A shorted version of plonker meaning a idiotic, moronic, stupid person.

You're such a plonk, spilling all the milk.

by CheekyCharcoal July 24, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plonk

1. Cheap wine

2. The sound your poo makes when it hits water

I wouldnt mind a bottle of plonk...

*squeeze* plonk!

by Kent Paul December 6, 2006

31๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plonk

Plonks are racist members of the Shoreline, WA community who commit hate crimes, are glued to Fox News, and who refuse to acknowledge their hateful and outdated opinions. Plonks and Karens are closely related.

Man, did you see what Karen did the other day? She's such a plonk.

by shorelineresident July 22, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plonk

An expression that connotes a deep sexual desire for the addressee. Mostly included in the vocabulary of crackwhores, camilles, and other strange women. A sign to avoid the speaker at all costs

her "PLONK"

him "haha what's that..."

her "an........ onomatopoeia?"

him "BITCH YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND DON'T CALL ME AGAIN."

by msniceguy February 20, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Plonk

the sound Cho produces in her wild habitat to attract Led.

Cho: PLONK!
Led: TARGET ACQUIRED, STALKING MODE ON.

by InterestedGuy March 15, 2023


PLONK

Person of Little Or NO Knowledge

Especially relating to women in traditional male roles such as officers

The new cop is a right PLONK

by phyllis-i like milk-jones January 28, 2021