Ploughman's Sandwich

the sexual act in which two males "sandwich" one female while all wear nothing but tennis shoes

LEXYYYYY get your racquet or im gunna give you a PLOUGHMAN'S SANDWICH!

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Ploughman's Lunch

A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.

I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.

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Ploughman Loaf

A Term used by bakers with reference to wanting to have sex with a hot Co-Worker

"Hey man, have you heard that Talty is working with this hot chick Kobi"?

"Yeah bro, He told me that she has been copping the Talty Ploughman Loaf for a while now"

"I wouldnt mine giving her some of my Ploughman Loaf"

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Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?

The question you should ask when you are too intoxicated to think of a sandwich other than salami.

"What are you eating, is it a salami sandwich?"
"Yes pal"
"Have you ever considered a Ploughmans?"

Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.