Pluto

A beautiful young lady with Affable personality. She is Ambitious and has trust in her own abilities and knows that she has value. Pluto is a girl given name which means bold or expressive eyes!

Hey Pluto, how are you doing today?

Pluto

1. A loner reject planet that the solar system kicked out
2. Mickey Mouse's awesome dog
3. Your mum.

Sarah: I kinda feel sorry for Pluto, you know?
Bianca: What? The planet or the dog or what?
Sarah: the planet, DER.

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Pluto

a poor little rock thingy in space that was tricked into thinking it was a planet, when... wham! some mean scientists told it the truth: it was a "dwarf planet" (which is some sick disorder that tiny planets are labeled with). i feel bad for the little guy.

"It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either."- Snorg Tees

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pluto

a big ball of methane and nitrogen that was big ballin' as a planet for about 80 years, until the IAU (International Astronomical Union) decided to get all technical and make that little bitch a "dwarf planet." At this point, it's a pretty safe bet that Pluto won't be getting laid anytime soon.

Pluto used to get invited to P Diddy parties back when he was part of the big 9, but now he can't even kick it with Polly Shore. What a a tool!

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pluto

Verb. to be hijacked by a small minority to enact special interest commandments. Thus the planet itself wasn't plutoed -- it's still the same planet it was before 2006; but the International Astronomical Union (IAU) was plutoed by less than 5% of its members to pass a controversial special-interest definition of "planet", and it's been too politically sticky to yet take the organization back from the hijackers. The US and India are also frequently plutoed, according to their citizens.

Washington DC plutoes the country for a half billion dollars every spring with Daylight Savings Time (see news article "US lost almost half a billion dollars due to Daylight Saving Time").

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on pluto

when you are so high, your eyes are bright red and you aren’t “on earth” anymore. instead you are “flying high” in the clouds

“your eyes are so red you must be zooted”

“dude i’m on pluto”

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Plutoed

to be demoted of rank just like ex planet pluto

to be lessened in rank

Youve been plutoed

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