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a person who claims to be Polish, despite not speaking the Polish language, not being raised in Poland and usually only having a single Polish person in their family tree, which is how the 'Plywood Poles' explain their supposed ethnicity. They often use words not found in contemporary Polish language (like calling goลฤ
bki dish 'golumpki', or calling their grandmothers 'busia' instead of 'babcia'), or bastardizing the traditional polish dishes by filling the pierogi with cheddar cheese
The meaning comes from a pessimist description of Poland by its citizens as "Country made from plywood and cardboard" ("kraj z dykty i kartonu") when referring to failures made by the government. As such, a 'plywood pole' is someone who tries to be Polish for the sake of having any ancestry to be proud of, but fails.
"I'm Polish, actually, my great-grandfather immigrated from Poland to the US in 1946"
"Do you speak Polish?"
"No, but I love golumpkas and pierogis"
"Heh, you're just a plywood pole then"
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Wow Look In The Sky!
It's A Bird,
It's A Plane,
No! It's A Plywood Balloon!
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the act of shoving a really hard, dried out turd into the ass of another then taking it out and placing it into the gouch of any random person.
"Hey Jeffie, are you ready for the plywood derby because my partner and I are rearin to go."
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Plywood pushers are people that say they can skate but actually can't skate, because there fuckin dirty posers I hate it. But anyway, they sit there in front of the skater kids and watch 'em skate for a while then decide tot ake their crappy "world industries" board out there and give it a shot. Not only do the skater kids laugh at him continuously, but they also laugh at the fact he has a shitty ass board that the stlye/company went out like a lamp light liek 5 years ago... Some of the "plywood pushers" would just go out there and try there best, and maybe get the honor to be the chosen one to hang out in the skater clique. There are also really fuckin retarded plywood pushers. they will sit there in their basement and actually chissel some of the paint off the bottom to look like they have been thrashing it up hardcore.
Sk8r: So, you skate man?
PWP: Yea. *scared and hoping the REAL sk8r dosnt ask him to try anyhting*
Sk8r: Cool, try a nosegrind on that rail.
PWP: A what?
Sk8r: A nose grind.
**PWP attempts to try, gets near the rail and pushes his board across the rail.**
Sk8r: dude, all you are is a plywood pusher.
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The Plywood Palace is normally known as the video arcade in your adult bookstore, that dark hallway that contains private booths for viewing movies, oftentimes with glory holes installed, for quite obvious reasons. Make sure to purchase viewing tokens at the cashier before entering, or youll be chased out for loitering.
Sergeant Carter spent all night at the bar, trying his luck to get laid. After the two oclock hour with no luck, and a hundred dollars later, he proceeds to the Plywood Palace, having his load released within minutes, before returning to base.
Yes Reed i will go look at the truck with you
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