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Awesome 80's hair metal. If you like kiss, GnR, Motley Crue, Ratt, or Judas Priest, you will love these guys. They wrote such clasics as: I want Action, Unskinny Bop, and Every Rose has it's Thorn.
Dude, you have got to listen to poison.
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To become intoxicated after drinking King Cobra Premium Malt Beverage
"Jeremy, are you poisoned by the Cobra?"
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80's metal band that doesn't sound to metal but are cool anyways.
Every Rose Has Its Thorns, Just Like Every Night Has Its Dawn, Just Like Every Cowboy Sings A Sad Sad Song
holy shit dude thats poison *faints*
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1) Liquid that will fuck with your internal organs, killing you if the dose is large enough
2) Eighties glam rockers, sub-standard to GNR.
3) Alcoholic beverage
1) I've poisoned your dinner
2) Poison are like trannies
3) What's your poison?
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To be very hung over.
We started trading off Jager shots after Ricky showed up last night. I'm all poisoned like a son of a bitch today. I'm never drinking again!
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Only the most original band from the greatest era of music, 80's glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been played in the first place! Let's not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.
Trent: "Why should I listen to Poison?
Barry: "Well, they are hands down the best band with a former vocalist currently starring in multiple reality TV shows."
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A young person of the female sex between the ages of 14 and 17 who is uncomfortably attractive to members of both sexes several years older, and hangs out in groups dominated by people several years her senior. Often the cause of psuedo-pedophilic crisis in the unfortunate victims who spend too much time with the Poison. Negative connotation in that going to far means jail time, but otherwise fun for all!
Joe: I'm Gonna get me some Poison tonight man.
Juan: Right. Luck with that.
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