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see. pokin daylight, to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.
"man I was on my way home from the bar last night and that "rat was a pokin".
the last minute right before you have to poop, and your poop is poking and in out of your butt
damn girl, looks like you got a pokin' turtle!
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When one's urge for a bowel movement enters into a death match with one's anal sphincter, and the sphincter slowly starts to lose like in a good arm-wrestling bout, until the feces actually touches one's pajamas.
I couldn't find an F'in crap hole for like an hour and by the time I got close to one, I was already pokin' pajamas!
I gotta shit so bad I'm pokin pajamas.
I forgot to put a diaper on my 2 year old when I put him to bed, and when he woke up he was pokin' pajamas.
Just before you drop a load it probably looks very similar to a turtle poking his head out of his shell. There is always some hang time involved wheter it be a couple of seconds or up to half a minute.
The point at which there is no turning back, you are completely committed to dropping a solid stanky nasty load - but, it has not completely come out.
"I need to go dump now-I've got a turtle pokin'-where is the fricken shitter in this effen campsite!!"
"Hey buddy, I think your kid has a turtle pokin in the back of his bathing suit--can you get him out of the effen pool?"
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when you want to cash in a brokin sex braclet
Do you want to cash in that pokin token yet?
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to have the crown of a shit poke out of the anus.
"I thought it was just a fart, but I ended up pokin daylight.
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