My Policeman

A queer 50s love story staring the perfect Harry Styles. We have seen a few behind the scenes photos come out and let me tell you now, Harry looks fine af.

"did you see the new pics of Harry on the My Policeman set"

"Yeah omg he's so cute"

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Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

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twonkface policeman

1.a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 👮 ♀️
2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*

1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

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makisupa policeman

enforcement commited soley to bust recreational drug users

Title of a song by Spring Heeled Jack, talked about makisupa policeman came to my house.

A song by Spring Heeled Jack called Makisupa Policeman explained how the police would come just because their power allowed them to confiscate a stash or dime bag, usually something as petty as a joint.

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Dutch policeman

When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.

Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.

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policeman's ball

The little thing dangling behind a policeman's gun. They sometimes come in pairs.

If he hadn't pulled his gun on me so quick, i'd have kicked the policeman's ball.

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