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A queer 50s love story staring the perfect Harry Styles. We have seen a few behind the scenes photos come out and let me tell you now, Harry looks fine af.
"did you see the new pics of Harry on the My Policeman set"
"Yeah omg he's so cute"
a rubber item used to lubricate the hole
Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it
1.a scottish policewoman who acts like a twonk 🏴 👮 ♀️
2. a song about the above, sung to the tune of *pop goes the weasel*
1. you absolute twonkface policeman
2. 🎵 if there’s a policeman
who happens to be a woman
has a face, acts like a twonk,
twonkface policeman!
To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt
Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"
Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"
enforcement commited soley to bust recreational drug users
Title of a song by Spring Heeled Jack, talked about makisupa policeman came to my house.
A song by Spring Heeled Jack called Makisupa Policeman explained how the police would come just because their power allowed them to confiscate a stash or dime bag, usually something as petty as a joint.
When you put take away food all over your sleeping friend and then wank off over them.
Dude,I bought a pizza and some doner meat and chips and I totally gave Stephen a Dutch policeman when he passed out last night.
The little thing dangling behind a policeman's gun. They sometimes come in pairs.
If he hadn't pulled his gun on me so quick, i'd have kicked the policeman's ball.