An overweight, chain-smoking, muscular Polish gangster who has immigrated to the UK. Also know as Polski Beefcakes. They are known for walking around in packs, smoking, drinking large quantities of Tyskie and beating the shit out of chavs who attack them.
I was walking down the road the other day when I saw half a dozen Polski Smaks coming in the other direction.
Polski Smaks keep stealing crates of Tyskie from the local shop.
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Polskie Pole has the best jawline the world has ever seen. He has a beautiful face, and nice abs. His blue eyes brighten the ocean. His smartness makes EInstein look stupid.
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When you speak with someone who is polish and think what an absolute bender
You see Hubert and Norbert over there yeah, theyβre polski rats
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