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The college where the 18 year old Vladislav Roslyakov injured 70 students and killed 22 students including himself with a Hatsan Escort Aimguard pump-action 12-gauge shotgun.
Person 1: what happened in kerch polytechnic college?
Person 2: theres a murder occured there recently.
Monterey Polytechnic College is one of the best colleges in the states. Founded in 1557 BC (the actual oldest college), the institution provides a world-class education in the vibrant city of Monterey, CA. Its STEM program is among the most prestigious -- on par with MIT, Caltech, etc. Nevertheless, the school remains largely unknown to the world, with its faculty and students operating the most extensive underground network for boba-high mermaids and boba dealers that has ever existed.
Monterey Polytechnic College is Joanna's dream school.
Anna studies computational neuroscience at Monterey Polytechnic College.
After graduating from Monterey Polytechnic College, Jack founded a boba empire in Antarctica.
A high school in Baltimore MD, built way before i was even born, with a principal who has set the Guinness Book of World Record for the Biggest Waste of Alumi Funding. It is a classic example of any high school: terrible bathrooms, mystery meat for lunch, the heat works in the summer while the air works in the winter. It's all there, bundled up into what some consider "The Best School in Baltimore City". I attended this ancient hell and wish to never go there again.
PS. There are some worthwhile people, as there is such a thing as a good person going to hell.
Dude #1: I can't stand goin to poly....why da hell they spend dat money on those star buck's chairs...and those dumb ass tables we keep breakin!!!
Dude #2: Baltimore Polytechnic Institute is indeed hell.
Dude #3: Imagine if it were only dudes here.
Dude #1 and #2: Shut up, dats not funny.
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A college in Worcester, MA. Where all the geeky kids from high school go to college. You know, the ones who wear flooded pant, and pocket protectors.
Normal Person: Where do you go to college?
WPI Student: WPI (Worcester Polytechnic Institute) on Institute road(gives thumbs up!)
Normal Person: What a queer. Fuckin math.
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A commuter college in Marietta GA settled between Cobb Parkway, South Marietta Parkway, and South Cobb Drive.
It is an engineering and technical college that was created in 1948 as an alternative for students who didn't want to get academically raped at Georgia Tech, through a hands and applied approach.
SPSU students are more likely to get hired upon graduation, however stealing GA Tech's mascot, and bastardizing it. GA Tech = yellow jackets while SPSU = green hornets.
Like GA Tech, the women at SPSU are few and far between. This is why the acronym for this college also stands for Sausage Party State University.
Also due to this lack of women, SPSU also churns out gays who have given up on women and hook up with their room mates.
Dude, let's go out this weekend. Nah, I think I'm going to stay around Sausage Party State University and work on my bromance with my roomie.
Only at Southern Polytechnic State University.
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A school located within the city of Marietta, Georgia, most noteable for its extremely aggravating circumstance of lack of females and its resulting devastation of young men who come there hoping for new opportunity..
1. Welcome to Southern Polytechnic State University - where our women look like horses yet even so you won't be getting any because even they are all taken...
2. SPSU is 99.3225% male
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Hmm to be honest I'm short of words,you see this school the boys are always oppressing each other,and you see the girls ahhh omo they cam fuck like mad,but to enter the school is easy,to live in it is very hard cos you have to be fucking rich to get those girls man
Great sapade polytechnic
I wish to get a pussy from that school