Pomosexual

Like the current use of "queer," but for assholes.

Adam: "I used to think I was bi, but I realized that sexuality is so much more complicated than that. What does that make me?"

Dave: "Queer?"

Adam: "But I'm also a sesquipedalian circumloquacious obscurantist douchebag, and I want to keep my liberation confined to the academically privileged."

Dave: "Oh! You're totally pomosexual."

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pomosexuality

When an individual has no affinity for any sex, only love for pomegranates.

*picks up pomegranate*
*squish*
*Squish*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
*SQUISH*
"unnnnnnnnnnnggg"

*Girl walks in*

"NOT AGAIN! How the fuck did you get in my house?...Damn pomosexuality"

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Pomosexual

The label when the word homosexual, bisexual, or heterosexual doesn't fit the description. Pomosexual is short for Post Modern Sexual. A label made for those that are beyond the words and labels.

John: "Wait, if you're transgender, does that make you homo when you like a guy?"
Charlene: "I'm just awesome and pomosexual like that."

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Pepper Spray Pomosexual

Pepper Spray Pomosexuals is a solidarity movement made up of pomosexual individuals who support and celebrate inclusivity and fight against gatekeeping and exclusion within the LGBT+ community.

Person 1: Are you an inclusionist?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a Pepper Spray Pomosexual.