pood

A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.

"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"

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poods

the dimples on a fat persons knuckles

dude check out his poods

whoa man that shits fat

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pood

Short for pet name poodle.
Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.

Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.

Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."

OR

negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"

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pood

Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.

example 1: hey pood whats up?

example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.

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Pood

A substitution for verbs, adjectives, and nouns to keep discussions appropriate and on the down low.

Our boss is such a pood.

Pood you.

What the pood.

Stop being so pood.

There is pood on my sandwhich.

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pood

a lousy attempt at cooking, so bad that it could not even be considered food.

"hey dude, i made some pood today, it sucked."

"my grandma's home made scones were tossed in the back of cupboard, with the rest of the pood"

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Pood

A beautiful handsome, yet stupid boy. Often times a pet name. Can also refer to someone who is old enough to be a man, yet remains a boy.

Bird loves her Pood. (pet names)

That pood will never grow up.

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