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The black oily resin found in the pipe (or stem) of a bong
"Can you clean the pooey out of the bong? It's all blocked up."
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An occupation/trade that involves directly handling human faeces. Often with the use of pipes and pumps, a pooey's job is to clear a certain area of poo. Pooey apprenticeships last 4 years and have often been described by workers as the shittiest years of their career
Hey Sharon, this joint stinks like shit!
Yeah looks like the Pooey took a day off today
Jeez Sharon there is a lot of shit around this joint
Yeah looks like they're going to need a Master Pooey and his 3rd year Pooey apprentice for this job
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Noun. Something that stinks.
Something that is a bummer.
"I can't go out tonight, guys."
"Aww, that's a pooey."
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another word for an ass
i want to shove this in your pooey
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The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"
"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
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Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there
Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??
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