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Pool Boy - A man who dresses like a boy who hangs out at a pool 7 days a week. Typically wears 5" bright color shorts and long T shirts. Also typically grows a goatee, similar to David Spade except gayer.
Do you see that David Spade looking idiot? He’s been wearing those gay ass shorts all week thinking that he’s gonna get laid. What a Pool Boy…
A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.
In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
How tall is that guy like 6 feet? Nah probably less, like one pool boy Mike and 5 inches.