poomps

Skinny matchstick - someone who eats salad at someone else's birthday. And shares it at that!

As in 'Sadia is a poomps'

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Poomp

An endearing way to say "little shit"

My daughter is being a poomp. That poomp took the remote control from me.

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doompy poomp

When you're peaking on methamphetamine, two dudes & a chick with a strap on poomp you in the doompy, taking turns or at the same time.

"Bro, I went to visit Skrillex backstage and saw his doompy getting poomped by two dudes and a chick."
"Hey fellas (and lady), I'm high on meth, ya'll down for a doompy poomp?"
"Did you hear what happened to Alex yesterday? He got spun out and doompy poomped at the safe house."

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chasing poomps

Going out on the lash looking for girls. Also abbreviated to P.C.ing as in poomps chasing.

A: "Did you go out chasing poomps last night you sly dog"
B: "yeah, i did"
A: "any good poomps around?"
B: "nah, just battlers"

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Poomp

A disgusting, horrendous, hellish, sickening, freakish monster named Shelton. Shelton shits everywhere and can’t control his shitty ass butt. Disgusting ass.

Ohhhh shit Shelton just fucking Poomped again!!!! Fucking Poomp…

Poomp

1.) a word from Home (the movie on netflix)
2.) used when something sad happens
3.) also known in the human world as poop

Hey isn't that your ex? Is that her new boyfriend

Poomp

Poomp

Someone who is being mean

Hey that dude is being a poomp...he won’t let me share his hamburger.