Someone who is a forceful sodomist.
The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!
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The act of gay pirates rimming each other.
"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"
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After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.
Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"
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adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.
'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'
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A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.
I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.
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A man with loose bowel movements sqauts over his wife with authority and proceeds to defacate explosively all over her chest and stomach, then proceeds to squat down further making contact with his ass and balls, spinning counterclockwise three times like a floor wax polisher for a nice even darkened tanned finish.
Honey, go finish your chili and then get in here and wax the poop deck.
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when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
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