when you go down on a really hot chick and are surprised that her snatch smells like shit
she was a poop taco surprise
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Taco poop occurs when the meat falls out of the bottom of your taco.
Guy 1: I just lost half the meat from my taco!
Guy 2: Man, that's taco poop!
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Occurs after eating at taco bell or similar establishment. Also after eating homemade burritos. Poop will come out runny, explosively, and last but not least, it will smell like absolute dog fart. Smell will generally be similar to the food's smell when it went down, especially if said food was from taco bell.
"Don't come near me, your taco poop stinks like f--kin s--t!"
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When you are eating a taco, and the ingredients inside fall out of the back.
I.e of a Pooping Taco.
•"Aw man, my taco just pooped all over my shirt."
•"I have to fold the of my taco so it doesn't poop on me."