Pootash

A pre-puberty moustache where a young boy cannot grow a moustache properly only small bum fluff hair grows on the upper lip.

Never shaved off because generally the young boy has not been taught how to shave.

"That boy has a pootash"
"Ewwww, thats gross"

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Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

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pootash

muppet twat loser pussy
use to disrespect
hurt others feeling
light hearted banter

you a fucked up sweaty poohtash
up yours fucking two bit pootash
take it like a pootash

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Pootash

When someone runs their finger along their arse crack collecting, on the tip of the finger, a load of sweaty shitty arse stink then wiping said finger along the top lip of some unsuspecting person.

I Just pootashed Jeff while he was sleeping so when he wakes he will smell nothing but my shitty arse crack.