Pooxting

Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.

I have to go take a crap. I'll pooxt you once I get settled in.

So I was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.

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Pooxting

Deliberately taking time to send texts while you are pooping. A person who is known for this habit is a pooxter.

My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.