a drug that makes your butthole larger and makes you poop easier
yo dude i can't shit, give me some popers
1) Middle English. Self-gratification through act of auto-stimulation.
2) An homage to my dead neighbour.
"To the couple whose habit it is to swipe the poper at 730am, I'm impressed, it certainly shows class"
when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load
I got a zipper poper on your mom last night.