Pop The Cork Diarrhea

Severe constipation followed by diarrhea... essentially, it was really hard before to start but then it just gushed out... similar to opening a champange bottle

I pushed for so long and then it ended up being diarrhea... I popped the cork

Pop The cork Diarrhea

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pop the corks

When your wannabe-white trash friend gets excited about the upcoming year.

Jim: hey look at this post it say '420+420+420+69+69+69=2017' lmfao AYY POP THE CORKS!
Chuck: *facepalm

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pop one's cork

(v) To ejaculate semen.

He popped his cork from the handjob.

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Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

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pop your cork

A phrase used to express the good natured willingness of a cowboy to buy the cowgirl a sarsaparilla.

Hey young fillie I sure would like to pop your cork.

I bet that thar one over there would sure like to pop your cork.

Come to think about it I'll have cash in my chips 'fore I can pop your cork.

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pop corks

Verb. 1) To drink wine. 2) To imbibe. 3) To feel great. 4) To cast away the dilemmas and doldrums of this venomous world by opening an epic bottle of wine or champagne.

Matt: What a day.
Amy: No shit.
Matt: Can't believe we have to go to this staff dinner, it's a total Jihad.
Amy: Let's go get some wine, pop corks, and screw in the break room.
Matt: Done and done.

or

Jason: This dude on Monday Night Football is a real asswipe.
Ryno: Korn-hole-zer? He's the worst of the worst.
Jason: I'm turning it off.
Ryno: Let's pop corks and call dem bitches.
Jason. Done and done.

pop her like a cork

Fucking a girl to the point she squirts causing to your dick to pop out. Similar popping a cork out of a champagne bottle and champagne overflowing out.

She so hot, I’m going to pop her like a cork, she deserves it

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