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Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.
I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.
A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.
Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!
Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses
Ahh look at that porch dick
The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong
Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.
When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)
My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick
Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche
Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends