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When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!
A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!
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When the shit hit the water and the water hits your coochie right on the lips.
Yeah I was just taking a shit and I got surprised by a Poseidon’s kiss
The act of toilet water splashing up onto exposed asscheeks as a result of a large amount of feces dropping into the toilet.
Erik: Dude, looks like you got some swamp ass there!
Roger: Nah man, just Poseidon's Kiss earlier this morning.
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A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.
I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!
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The act of taking a heavy shit and upon the load hitting the water it splashes up on to your arse
Christ that Poseidons kiss was cold after my morning shite
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Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.
The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.
Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
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