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1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night
After Mike was getting a little "grabby" with Betty, she decided she would have to have to pull a possum, so she curled up into a ball and went to sleep
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Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.
Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.
"Sarah, quit possuming. We're going home." from Matryoschka Daughters
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Said as a drawn-out, menacing warning of upcomming misfortune. A sign of impending doom. Indicates an on-comming accident or peril. Usually the prequal to getting Arrowed.
"I just found another girl's bra in my boyfreinds back seat, but he cant be cheating, right? Possums......
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Whats-her-face's only true friend.
Pooooosssssssuuuummmmmsssssss
"What happened to you?"
"I met a possum!"
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A man masturbating while hanging upside down.
Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!
The word offical meanings in the Oxford Dictionary of Lozange of the word possum.
1) A small marsupial which resides in areas such as Australia.
2) A male human being who is considered to be attractive.
3) The male genitalia.
The verb form of the word possum;
To play possum:
4) To pretend to be dead or asleep in order to avoid predatory attacks from giant evil weasles.
5) A game often played by young children (AKA sleeping lions) in which they lay on the floor and cannot move, the one left is the winner will then recieve a carrot.
2) Wow that guy is a possum and a half!
3) I want to play with your possum.
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a person that is trying to get out of a situation by acting like your doing something else instead.
Maria was being a little possum when Martina asked for her help to do the laundry. Martina spotted her sleeping on the couch instead.
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