Posty, a nickname for Post Malone or his real name Austin Richard Post, is what pretty much all his fans and friends call him. He even refers to himself as Posty because he is Young Stoney and he does what he wants.
Guy: βYo have you heard of Posty?β
Girl: βYeah heβs fire!β
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An erection, woody, boner, stiffy, hard on, etc...
I got a posty when she took off her shirt.
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Posty is a kind person and is a part of a team called the blue gang
Posty is a kind hearted person
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A "post" bachelor party. A bachelor party for the guy AFTER he gets married, usually involving bars, drinking, strip clubs, strippers, etc. The wife may or may not be informed of the event. Occurs when the groom has eloped with the bride or has got married far from his friends. When he returns, the postie is thrown in his honour.
Have you seen Peter today?
No way, his buddies threw him a Postie last night and now he's sleeping off the hangover. His wife is furious!
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Someone that over posts on a messageboard or posts new threads constantly. Usually associated with hyperbole and !!!!!!!! - i.e. bloodbought.
Bloodbought is really posty.
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(noun)Someone who usually is right either because they base what they are saying on knowledge or because their guess is intuitive a normally also right.
"I have to acknowledge that Simon was right again; what a Posti!"
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