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THE ACT OF FOREPLAY BEFORE ACTUAL PENETRATION.
I PREDICT HER FOR AWHILE BEFORE WE HAD SEX.
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On his wedding night, Harry discovered much to his chagrin that his new bride had been predict.
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A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.
Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.
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A boxing prediction is a statement you make before a boxing match stating what you think the outcome will be.
My boxing prediction is that KSI is going to knockout Jake Paul
To determine an outcome or situation BEFORE it was thought of by someone else or put into motion...
Therefore “pre-predicting” the thought of an end result of a plan that did not begin.
-Carissa D. Worsham
“I pre-predicted that car would cut across traffic.”
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A high-tech version of, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It improves reliability and cost-effectiveness.
Predictive maintenance allows things to be repaired when they become at risk of breaking down, while avoiding repairing things that are not at risk.
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This is designed as a contradiction. To be Predictably Unpredictable means that the person being described is a riddle, an enigma.
I've met two people who fit this definition.
Max: "Hey do you know who that weird dude is over there? I don't get him at all. He is one strange mofo.."
Sue: "Yeah that's John Henry, he's definitely Predictably Unpredictable.. you never know what he'll do next.."
John Henry: "Checkmate"