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The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-
Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
72π 16π
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
45π 10π
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.
teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"
30π 5π
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
285π 82π
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today?
Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
83π 27π
Presentaion:/ΛprΙz ΙnΛteΙͺ ΚΙn, Λpri zΙn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.
The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.
60π 18π
A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I donβt procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!