A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.
Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.
Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.
In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.
John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.
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What most people in the world do. They smile at people/neighbors/coworkers they hate, they pretend to be joking or kidding with people they want dead, and they pretend to fight allies to try and convince their enemies that they are on opposite sides (for show). Most people would rather come to someone indirectly with a smile before they kill them than directly with their true intentions toward the other person, with no pretense or guile.
He/she knew how to pretend, which anybody could do really, but he/she wasn't too good at direct emotional honesty even at his/her most straightforward times.
(adj) Ridiculously expensive
Comes from a word used on homestarrunner.com.
"This electricity bill is pretendous!" - the King of Town
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I thought i saw a hot chick, but then i saw the adams apple...dude's a pretender
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You think about good things and things you want to be true and live them.
"I pretend a lot when I'm in bed trying to sleep. I think that thinking about good things makes it easy to sleep."
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To pay for an item or service in advance
The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.
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Something I don't have to do because you're a bunch of cunts running a sex cult out of a group home for cripples. I don't who wants what. Your inability to compartmentalize is not a reflection on my morality.
I'm not going to pretend to care about labels. You people are all evil and if I have to worse than evil to make sure you don't get out of this unscathed then you aren't giving me much of choice. Letting the whore fuck the retard instead of me was your choice. My choice will be whatever I have to do to punish as many people as possible for the existence of this place.
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