probability

The chances of something happening

Hey Dave, what's the probability of rain tonight?

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Probably.

Used as a generic response. If there is nothing more to be said, then close with a "Probably."

A: People like complaining.
B: Probably.
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A: What time does the football game start?
B: Probably.

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probability

a bull shit part of math that doesn't matter in the real world because no matter how small the odds are there's always the chance of that thing happening

A: What if a bomb goes off? (IDK I couldn't think of anything bite me)
B: What's the actual probability of that happening?
A: Who gives a fuck

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Probably

A simple word to answer any question

"Yo how did her parents even let her buy something that expensive? Pagal(the guy): Probably

probably nothing

This phrase is often used sarcastically. It probably is something.

Ethereum made 5x the revenue Bitcoin has made this week. Probably nothing.

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Probably cancer

Have an odd spot somewhere on your body? Have a lump that you can't explain? Headache, even? Skip the rational thinking, it's probably cancer.

Mike: Hey, Jim, what's that thing on your arm?

Jim: Probably cancer.

hot probably

when your answer is contingent on someone else's response

Him: Are you coming over for Easter ?

Me: I'll give it a hot probably depending on if Eliott is.