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When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"
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A term to desribe a team that has a presence and determination to beat anyone. They Proclaim their domination through there attitude and effort. The result takes care of its self.
We saw domination proclamation own everyone to win the softball title
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The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.
Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"
Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"
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A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.
Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"
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A punctuation symbol created to reduce unnecessary overusage of exclamation points in texts, posts, etc. The proclamation mark is written as a forward slash and period:
/.
Used for things that are somewhat funny but not hilarious where a period is not happy enough but an exclamation point is too much.
"Stop overusing exclamation points already. Give the proclamation mark a try/."
"Have a great day/."
"What a douche(proclamation mark)/."
"Your mom's looking smokin hot today (proclamation mark)/."
An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.
Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!
When you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.
Marty: Hahahahahaha. I just peed my pants.
John: Ew. Dont give me a urination proclamation.
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