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Masturbating to pass the time when putting off an event or responsibility.
No, sorry. I didn't finish my homework. I was too busy procrastibating.
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When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead
Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”
v. the act of using masterbation to distract oneself from attempt or completion of important tasks.
I should have studied for this final last night, but I was too busy procrastibating.
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1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.
2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".
No, I procrastibated! ;)
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To put off something to go masturbate.
"Go do your chores!"
"Nah, I'd rather go procrastibate"
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Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?
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the act of "massaging" ones genitalia in order to put off more important activities/commitments.
Mother: Can you take out the rubbish?
Son: Yeah in a minute... im just.... err... busy.
Mother: Stop procrastibating and take the rubbish .
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