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Masturbating to avoid doing work.
No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
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procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
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to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.
I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.
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the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.
Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"
Procrasturbation is a grade killer
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n. to avoid work by masturbating.
I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
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to pleasure oneself while deferring action of another task.
replacing a responsible and necessary action with masturbation.
while conducting research online for school work, eddie quickly began to procrasturbate when a pornographic website suddenly took his attention in another direction.
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Wanking when you are supposed to be working.
Tim never did his homework and eventually failed chemistry due to his constant procrasturbation when he was supposed to be studying.
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