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A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.
You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
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A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
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A medical professional that helps people get their head out of their arse.
That Stephen Harper/Republican party/NRA sure could use a neuro-proctologist.
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Someone who looks up your arse to see what crawled up there and died
Man you need a forensic proctologist. That is pure evil.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
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A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT STUDIES THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SOMEONES BRAIN, NERVOUS SYSTEM AND THE SHIT THEY HAVE ACCUMULATED IN IT.
ALL POLITICIANS ARE SUCH SHIT HEADS, THEY NEED A WEEKLY VISIT TO A NEURO-PROCTOLOGIST!!
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Medical specialist who helps people get their heads out of their asses
Dipshit, you are a fool; you require a psychiatric proctologist to help you get your head out of your ass.