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illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.

The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike August 5, 2005

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health profession

The topic of the daily email you recieve as a Lafayette student. You cannot remove your name from this mailing list.

GODDAMNIT!!! Another fuckin' Health Profession Email!!! Damn you June A Thompson! DAMN YOU!

by r0y March 27, 2003

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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.

Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike December 25, 2004

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health profession

an email you recieve that no matter how many times you tell them to take you off of the list they just keep sending and sending

fuck you June A Thompson, and fuck your health profession...you can all burn in HELL!!!

by Bizzle fo PT March 27, 2003

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the second-oldest profession

Engineering.

The various religious texts record that in the beginning there was chaos, from which a God created the heavens and earth. That's a feat of engineering. God also said "let there be light" and there was light - a task which now universally falls to the electrical engineer.

But why, then, is engineering only the second-oldest profession? The oldest profession is lawyer. Who do you think created all of that chaos?

by bitchuck September 30, 2023

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the world's oldest profession

slang for prostitution

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

by Mamdfm May 11, 2015

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cold in my professions, warm in my friendships

a letter that alexander hamilton wrote to john laurens in april 1779. the ultimate lams letter (laurens x hamilton)

hamilton’s son later found this letter and had to censor parts of it because it was so inappropriate

person 1: omg lams is so cute
person 2: have you seen The Letter?
person 1: what no?
person 2: hamilton wrote a letter to laurens and its like the ultimate lams proof
person 1: what does it say?
person 2: β€œcold in my professions, warm in my friendships, i wish, my dear laurens, that it may be possible, through action rather than words, to convince you that i love you.” and then later it says β€œyou should not have taken advantage of my sensibilities to steal into my affections without my consent.”
person 1: omg so they actually did love each other?
person 2: yup.

by YourEverydayDemiKid October 3, 2022