Rural Dictionary

pubes

Hair in the genital area that women should STOP SHAVING OFF. It makes a woman look mature and sensual and not like a fucking 9 year old.

Mary's pubes are thick and as red as the hair on her head. I therefore fucked her brains out.

by Hairy Pussy Lover February 22, 2005

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1.What Ke$ha gets drunk on.
2.What Ke$ha gets high on.
3.What Kesha brushes her teeth with.
4.What Ke$ha is really singing about.
5.What Ke$ha likes to eat for breakfast.
6.What Ke$ha wipes her ass with.

1. "Duuuude did you hear? Ke$ha got drunk on pubes again.
2. "Earlier today I saw Ke$ha smoking some pubes on the street."
3.Contrary to the thought of brushing her teeth with a bottle of jack, Ke$ha uses pubes instead.
4. "This place about to bloooowww" = "Your pubes are my pubes"
5. I had pancakes this morning, but Ke$ha had herself some nice, fresh pubes.
6. Kesha likes to use pubes as toilet paper.

by jfaienr npfhiea haipguawrhp018 August 13, 2012

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pubes

1. Plural of pubis, the part of the abdomen between the belly button and the genitalia. Pronounced /PYOO-beez/, in two syllables.

2. What idiots who don't know any better call pubic hair. Mispronounced /PYOOBS/, to rhyme with "cubes."

1. Young girls show off their pubes precisely because they know it's the one area in which women over thirty-five can't compete.

2. Guy 1: "Dude! Your pubes are clogging up the shower drain."
Guy 2: "You're a fucktard who mispronounces 'pubes' and doesn't know its proper meaning. Therefore, I'm going to leave my pubic hairs in the drain."

by PaddyPat November 1, 2011

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pubes

Current members (as of 2008) of the republican party.
The republican party, having shed any semblence of moderation and having become merely obstructionists and "the party of no".

Republicans who vow to block the health care reform from ever leaving the Senate are pubes.

by Greg Brockway November 22, 2009

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