Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.
"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "
The kid in elementary school who could never quite make it to the trash can in time. A person who is either unaware of, or chooses to ignore, the sensation that precedes the expulsion of vomit and subsequently ends up puking on the floor.
Why does my desk have to be right next to Joshโs? Everyone knows he is a floor puker.
Underage teenage girl who is so drunk she is going to be sick. No guy in his right mind messes with these girls for several reasons. 1. She is underage, and even if she is willing it's statutory rape. 2. She is drunk, and even if she is willing it can become rape if she changes her mind after the fact. 3. You have no idea what std this girl has, some of them can ruin you for life. 4. Do you want everyone to know that you are so desperate that you would risk your freedom and health for this little skank? If you are that desperate wash you hands and whack-off it's safer and won't get you in jail.
Frank found out that pre-puker he screwed is knocked-up,he's sweating bullets man. Dan got a dose from some pre-puker at the party, you better get checked man. Jim thought I was nuts not screwing that pre-puker, now he's facing a rape charge.
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A person you know that only pukes in the toilet while no one is watching at a party most likely due to the extremely fast consumption of alcohol, either by means of shotgunning or bonging. Usually, a closet puker will deny that it ever happened.
Did you guys see Jayson puke last night?
No.
Oh yeah i forgot he is a closet puker. He pukes when no one is looking.
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One who always drinks too much and gets sick at parties.
"We can't invite Joe to the party, he is always a party puker!"
Someone who sneaks off to puke unnoticed at a party or gathering then sneaks back (possibly with drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.
Why does Mary keep leaving and returning quietly? Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker!
An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.
Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.
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