Pulling the douche cord

Like pulling the ejector seat, only for a douche.

That dude is so stupid. I think we should be pulling the douche cord.

Pulling the rip cord

when about to have sex with a woman on her period, you pull out the tainted tampon that was in her vaginal canal

Example 1:

Guy 1: "hey man, did you guys get it on last night? I was chatting with her girlfriend and she said there was no chance cuz she was on her period. So we were kind of laughing at you for trying so hard."

Perp/Guy2: "Dude, you underestimate me; she was a little cranky, but once I pulled the ripcord it was all good"

Hence: Pulling the rip cord

Example 2:

Lots of couples enjoy sex on a regular basis, regaurdless of the time of month for the female. Pulling the rip cord is common practice for some.......

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Pull the rip cord

To voluntary sign yourself up for protection in prison because your scared to mix in general population.

Hes anout to pull the rip cord, cause they just took his shoes and their coming back for his tv.

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