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1) (sex): to wanka man so that he ejaculates (alternatives: jerk off, jack off)
2) (soccer): to substitute a player, i.e remove him from the game.
Warning: Be very careful not to confuse the two. (See example.)
The new teenage arrival at Man United was discussing terms with his agent, and was impressed. Agent: Look lad, you'll only earn about 30 grand the first year. Kid: 30 grand? brilliant! At Rochdale, I only got a couple of quid a week! Agent: And they'll be starting you off with just a basic Mercedes. Kid: Mercedes? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to get the bus! Agent: And you'll have to accept last pick of the groupies. Kid: Groupies? Brilliant! At Rochdale, I had to sleep with my sister! Agent: Oh, and for the first few games, Sir Alex may want to pull you off at half time. Kid: Pull me off? Fantastic! At Rochdale, we only got a slice of orange and a cup of tea! ......
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A pull-off is a masturbation technique for guys who like a little variety in their morning jack-off routine. First, the dude lubes his cock well, and then, using both hands - alternating them - grabs his dick and pulls it outward with no backstroke. He continues doing this until he cums a bucket.
Every now and then when I'm taking care of my morning wood, I give myself a pull-off and paint the wall!
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1. when buying drugs in the hood and you hit the gas to leave
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dying to fall damage at the most critical of times
i pulled off a myth yesterday ,cmonBuh,im doo doo at video games."pull off a myth"
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To deliberately chop off the whole penis during the act of circumcision.
Established as a glorification to congressman Lamar Smith's effort to seize control over the internet contemporary freedom with his SOPA proposal.
Wow, the new SOMEPA bill did try to pull off a Lamar on the internet again, proposterous!
Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking
(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"
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To do something extremely gay.
Greta: I'll come to the gathering for sure, count me in!
Gathering: Happens in 1 hour
Greta: I'm not coming. Sorry not sorry.
Everyone else: Greta pulled off a bako that night.
This is what we call to pull off a bako.