Pulling your dick

Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.

Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.

You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."

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Are You Pulling My Dick Bro?

the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"

Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"

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Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!

Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!

quit pulling dick

a term used for when one is slacking off or not pulling their weight; instead of doing what they're supposed to "playing with themselves"

nick: "mark what the hell are you doing?"
mark: "talking to henry."
nick: "well quit pulling dick and get back to work."

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Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

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Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.

"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"

pulling up with big dicks

the act of going somewhere and being the fucking man.

“we going to be pulling up with big dicks at the party”