1. Offering useless information at any given moment most notably while the listener is intoxicated.
2. Wanting to have philosophical conversations at an given point in time.
3. A guy who works a girl up sexually and then changes his mind at the last second about having sex with her.
1. Drunk girl: Hey, letttts gooo ouuutsh.
Aaron: You shouldn't go out in your condition. If the air was to mix with your blood at a certain rate...
Greg:(whispers)What's he doing?
Jake: He just pulled a Mike.
2. Tara: We were making out at a party and he pulled a Mike. He started talking about Nietzsche.
3. Jen: So I'm not dating _______ anymore.
Tyler: Aww hon, I'm sorry. What happened?
Jen: We were in bed last night and we were messing around and pulled a Mike.
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To pull a Mike is for a man to pull out of a Devil's three-way.
"Yeah bro, Zach and I were double teaming last night, but he was pulling a Mike."
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The action of 'Pulling a Mike' occurs after one has bagged the bitch.
For all intensive purposes, the bitch has shown extensive interest throughout the time spent, while one has gone about with his bidness.
At this point, one aborts the mission, and immediately will dipset, hence cutting the bitch, and leaving her without the cack.
Mike: "Last night, after the bitch gave me brains, she asked me, 'Do you want to put it in?'
My response was plain and simple, 'Nah bitch, I'm tired, I'm going home.'"
Mathias: "Yo G, I heard what happened last night, you Pulled a Mike, didn't you?"
Detox: "Last night I had the bitch all over me, but I was so fucking tired, that, against all odds, I somehow turned down a dime and was able to Pull a Mike."
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To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"
Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."
Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"
Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".
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When you bake, cook and clean like martha stewart whilst getting slapped by your wife
Joannaβs feet hurt so i had to pull a mike and rub them down for 2 hours
When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.
Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I canβt make it.
Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!
The unfair act of getting away with things that do not work for others, this situations happens a lot in many corporate environments. Specially if Mike works there.
Disgruntled employee: but boss, why am I in trouble when I said I was working form my La Mirada office, you know is my home? When Mike does the same with his city, and he isn't asked to come back to the office?
Boss: but that's him , that's different, you cannot be pulling a Mike!!