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When you jack off onto someones toilet seat.
Causing the next user to slip and slide all over your cum.
Dude 1: Hey, are you going to the bosses party after work tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah... he's been an asshole lately. So I decided to give him the Ol' Pulled Pork Slider!
Dude 1: Wow, what if his wife uses the toilet next?
Dude 2: Fuck him, & his bitch wife!
A sexual act of a man masterbating while deficating on the toilet.
During lunch hour, he enjoyed pulled pork and chilli
A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.
I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.
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When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess
I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night
what you get from jerking off too much.
after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.
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When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.
Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."
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A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”