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something you say when you attempt to make a joke with a pun and no one laughs at it.
person 1- ray william johnson is retarded
person 2- yea, he's raytarded.
*cricket chirps*
person 2- no pun intended.
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Used when someone wants to make a pun more clear.
If nobody drowns at the lake, everything will go along swimmingly. Pun intended.
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A phrase pertaining to a situation in a ironic sense.
"When I was presenting my fiancee with the ring, it fumbled out of my fingers and rolled down the sidewalk into the sewer. I guess you can say I had a 4-carat run of bad luck. No pun intended."
"When I lost my job, my boss called security guards who took me by force and threw me outside their front door. Just as I was sitting there on the sidewalk, a man dropped a newspaper in my lap and I saw an ad for a job. I guess you can say the opportunity literally fell in my lap."
"Cats are like men when it comes to looking for a date. Their singing resembles cat wailing. Never go to Karaoke on a Saturday night if you don't like cats. The air will be thick with cat call both inside and outside."
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An emphasis which can be used at anytime, for anything.
1) No pun intended, but, I just pooped myself.
2) No pun intended, but this sentance will not make any sense.
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