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Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.
Someone who is no fun to be around.
That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.
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a Mexican punchbowl is a urinal in a porta potty.
i went inside the porta potty and the urinal I pissed in reminded me of a Mexican punchbowl.
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When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk
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Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"
2.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."
Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."
Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"
Ryan: leaves.
Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"
NEXT DAY
Ryan: "how was the party."
Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"
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When two dudes take turns fucking a girls asshole, one stroke at at time, rapidly.
Me and Rebecca were fucking doggy, and Devin walked into the room and wanted to join, so we started a Devil's Punchbowl
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Slang phrase meaning figuratively to spoil a good thing or favorable situation by some erring, usually small, behavior.
Michael Dukakis seemed like a good presidential candidate; but he peed in the punchbowl by revealing he had been treated for depression.
Oprah Winfrey's TV network was going well until her CEO peed in the punchbowl with her incompetence and was fired.
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When people fill a bowl with random pills and everybody takes random ones at their own risk.
Bryan: “Dude, did you hear? Tony od’d last night off a punchbowl.”
Maxwell: “For real? Man, punchbowls are one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard of.”
The act of drinking a person's pee out of their partner's ass.
Yeah man, last night I found some nasty bitches on Craigslist that came over. It all ended with both girls drinking from the Dirty Punchbowl!