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A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.
The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows
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A badass bullriding, bronc bucking cowboy
Man that guy is such a super puncher
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A clock puncher is someone at a job who is eagerly anticipating the end of the work day and will do almost anything to waste time, not do his/her work and then immediately leave at the time they are supposed to, or immediately following the day's departure of their boss.
Mikey pissed the day away doing no work and then immediately left right after his boss did. What a clock puncher!
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Kitten Puncher: another name for a lesbian. female who enjoys the pleasures of other women.
I had no idea that lisa was a kitten puncher. i accidentally walked in on her going down on Beth.
A group of men whom find and seduce an unsuspecting female and repeatedly punch her vagina against her will.
Last week Janice in accounting was jumped by a gang of muff punchers.
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A crude but often humorous reference to the male rectum. Often, it is in reference to anal sex with a male, thus the "punch" part of the definition. Also can be a reference to male fisting.
"Hey, you do know that guy is a donut puncher, right?"
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A screeb puncher is a dented head cunt, a blueberry guardian that fails at life in general. Their lack of intelligence is only rivalled by how bad they are at video games. Fortunately for the rest of us, their screeb punching is an attempt at removing themselves from the genepool.
Dude, there's 6 guardians here and this screeb puncher popped a tier 1 into the well?!?!
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