pupil boner

When the human pupil is traumatically stimulated it can over dilate & lightly puncture the sclera membrane (the puncture is boner-like in appearance). Only occurs when looking at real and spectacular pillows with remarkably symmetrical nipples

Lew: I got a migraine headache from the pupil boner Jackie's tits gave me.

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Pupil Punching

When someone is staring at you for so long you start to feel abused by their glare.

Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."

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dialate these pupils

When your on ectasy or "rolling" your eyes dialate. So when you say dialate these pupils. you meen lets roll.

Yo, you ready to dialate these pupils. for sure lets be out.

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provincial pupils

When the pupils become dilated to the point of no return; large amounts of marijuana and/or shrooms (Psilocybin mushrooms) induce provincial pupils
The eye becomes totally encompassed with black, the pupil

"Bro, your pupils are the size of fucking Ontario."
"Bro bro bro, those are fucking provincial pupils."

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dialate these pupils

When your on ectasy or "rolling" your eyes dialate. So when you say dialate these pupils. you meen lets roll.

Yo, you ready to dialate these pupils. for sho lets be out.

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Trauma pupils

When someone's pupils dilate in an unusual way, it is called mydriasis. This may be caused by an injury, psychological factors, or when someone takes certain drugs or medications.

Doctors sometimes refer to more pronounced mydriasis, when the pupils are fixed and dilated, as "blown pupil." This condition can be a symptom of an injury to the brain from physical trauma or a stroke.

Pupils that are lager then normal from trauma is called Trauma pupils

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Best Pupil

There Kind Of Like A Teachers Pet . Gets Picked For Every Trip Outside Of School And Gets All The Opportunities Given To Them That Nobody Else Gets A Chance In Because Yu Know That Those People Have Already Been Picked. These People Arent Necessarily Geeks Or Chavs There Just The Kind Of The People That Just Are Picked And Yu Can Always Tell Hu These People Are.

There The "Best Pupils" Apparntly They Start To Get On Yur Nerves As There Always Picked And Nobody Else Gets A Chance.

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