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purple-headed yogurt slinger

Slang for your cock when he gets big and hard, called "purple-headed" because of the color of your tip when you are turned on, and "yogurt-slinger" because of the come that you shoot when you ejaculate.

When she saw my purple-headed yogurt slinger standing up big and tall and proud and in his full glory, swollen to his full erect height of ten and a half inches, she said, "Oh, yes, I WANT it!"

by Adam Phillips November 17, 2007

73๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

Penis.

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."

by x January 22, 2003

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

72๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

by sandwichsandwich September 13, 2018


Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

by 24/48 uncensored July 6, 2018


Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

by YaBoi55 March 22, 2018


purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

by Krackershaft November 29, 2002

60๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž