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A man with no balls or backbone that has a super high maintenance girlfriend or wife. The majority of newly married men are considered to be severely pussy whipped.
Can't make decisions without asking her and nothing ever goes his way. Most of his friends have disowned him and openly mock him.
Jim - "Yo Jerry, I have tickets for the Browns and Steelers game"
Jerry - "Uh, ah, uh I have to ask Mindy if I can go. Just a minute." Silence then loud screaming in the background.
Jerry - "Sorry, but Mindy wants me to go to the arts and craft show this weekend"
Jim - "You dickless pussy whipped sack of shit. Tell the bitch your going"
Jerry - "I can't do that! You don't understand"
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(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::
(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.
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a condition whereby a male gives up the exclusive use of his nads because a chick gave him some; usually followed by a bullwhip cracking gesture and accompanying sound effects
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When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.
Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.
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To be a slave to your woman.
Matt Davis Is So Pussy Whipped.
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being your girlfriends bitch
that guy Levik is pussy whipped by jasmine
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To be told what to do against your wishes and against what is right by your girlfriend / wife.
John should be playing golf with his mates this Sunday but because he is so pussy whipped he will be vacuuming and folding washing instead.
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